Friday, May 23, 2008

At maximum volume

Boss: You never let me finish. I'm trying to tell you something here.

Me: OK. I'm done. Finish.

Boss: But you never let me finish a sentence. You are always interrupting!

Me: OK. I'm done. Finish.

Boss: I"m trying to tell you something here, and you keep going on, and I think if you heard what I have to say, you wouldn't think....

Me: ....

Boss: ...

Me: I'M DONE. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SAY.

Boss: That you didn't even listen to me long enough to hear what I was going to tell you.

Me: What do you want to tell me?

Boss: I would tell you if you would just shut up and let me tell you.

Me: I would shut up, but you're not telling me anything.

Boss: Listen, I have to say...

Me: But I...

Boss: See?? You are always interrupting me!!

Me: Really?

Boss: Just get out. GET OUT!

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