God IS a man

And I have my doubts about Mother Nature's true gender also.

At around 9:30 last night, it all started. Every 10-12 minutes I doubled over, and I was happy about it! I got a bag ready for Zoe and made a list of things I thought I would need at the hospital -- which amounted to my medication and a camera -- and waited. By midnight I decided that I better have my last meal, and I made a quesadilla and crawled back into bed. Joe was showered and ready to go. By 2 a.m. I was in a fair amount of pain, but sleepiness took over.

When I woke up today... nothing.

Nothing at all.

For three hours now I've found a ton of excuses to go up and down the stairs, and still nothing.

Grrrrrr.