Overheard on MNF

"Time now to recap the scoring in tonight's game. [Laugh.] Annnnd there's your recap."

-- Announcer, late in the fourth quarter, Dolphins at Steelers, score: 0-0



After the game, all the ESPN talking heads were whining about the field. No footing, no balance... it was like old-school... no chance for competition...

HUH??

Were the teams NOT ON THE SAME FIELD?

I remember vividly -- because I was in attendance -- the last time the Steelers played the Dolphins, in Miami, and THERE WAS A HURRICANE IN PROGRESS.

And we still whooped their asses.

And no one whined about the field then.