Thursday, February 12, 2009

Only because I have a blog....

I know this will make no difference, but because I have maintained my right to broadcast my opinion across the internet for a number of years, I am going to do this...

I HOPE THIS WOMAN ROTS!!!!!


This bitch came up from my left, in bumper to bumper traffic, and wedged her front end into the four feet of space between my car and the car in front of me. I was ready to scream, honk, shatter the hell out of her front fender, but I let her in, and then I watched her inch forward awkwardly, and I could see in her mirrors -- SHE'S ON THE MOTHER FUCKING PHONE. I watched as she continued to cut other drivers off, and she actually, single-handedly, slowed down traffic in the Fort Pitt Tunnel while she was chatting away.

I wanted a damn bullhorn. I think Pittsburgh drivers are great for the most part, but then you get an asshole like this.


If anyone sees this bitch driving around town, give her the finger. She didn't notice mine while she chatted away during her drive out of town.

1 comment:

Dean Beattie said...

My dear, what you need to do is get next to hear and lay on the horn for like a minute solid so the dumb cooch can't hear her coversation.