THANK YOU AUNT KELLY

FOR THE FOSSIL KIT THAT CAME WITH THESE GLASSES. YOU KNOW, THAT BIG BLOCK OF CONGEALED SAND YOU GOT HER THAT COMES WITH THE HAMMER AND THE CHISEL, THE ONE WHOSE BOX SAID 'EASY CLEANUP' IN BIG BLOCK LETTERS, BUT DIDN'T MENTION THAT THE EASY CLEANUP REQUIRED THAT YOU TAKE IT TO THE NEAREST BEACH BEFORE ATTEMPTING TO DESTROY IT.

I can't WAIT until you have kids. :)